fisherpon:

It’s been a while, hasn’t it?

I’ve come back to take my place. What? You don’t remember? Remember when I was queen? Oh, what times those were. I was reviled, adored, or sometimes both. Either way, I ran the show. From behind the scenes, I watched you all. Crookedtrees was but a pseudonym through which I could display my art. Art without boundary. Without limitation. Without sanctity! I could practice with whatever I wanted. While other artists use paint and pencil, I preferred to work in more… organic media. I turned my victims into all kinds of masterpieces. Suits, paintings, sculpture the whole lot! Now, once I dispose of my usurpers, I will be able to retake my position as Queen of Tumblrpon. I know my fans are still out there. I know you all want me to return. You’re just afraid to show your support under fear of the blob queen’s wrath.

Fear her no longer.

I have returned.